How To Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods To Help You Screw Up Your Kids

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you're bound to succeed!

Item Description:

• 4.5 x 6.5 inches
•  144 Pages

Made in China

We consider list-making and laughter to be essential forms of self-care. (And, obvs, we love mottos.) Knock Knock was founded in 2002 by Jen Bilik, and in 2018 joined forces with Em & Friends (formerly known as Emily McDowell & Friends). In 2022 our small-but-mighty team was thrilled to become a part of the Union Square & Co. family.