Key Chain, I Need A Soy Mocha Vodka Xanax Latte

Don't try this order this at Starbucks. We tried it, they just looked very concerned and then called the police. 

Item Details:

• Dimensions: 3.5 x 1.8 in
  

Made under fair working conditions in China.

Properly Improper was created by my two worlds joining into one. Lessons from my professional experiences, and my belief that people should be able to express themselves freely, unapologetically (as long as no people or animals are harmed). These gifts are made to not just be funny, but to promote self expression and to empower you to just be who you are. Do what you want, create what you desire, and take yourself where places people may say you should never go.